[Don't laugh. Oh Dear sweet heaven don't laugh because he will never let you forget it. Look. He's doin' it, that's lovely, all up there. Don't slip. Don't-
Oh swee jesus hold it in for the love of everything, don't start going, don't because you won't be able to stop and it would be so cruel to laugh about the fact that what had once been firm eggs were now scrambled. Brunch is up.]