[As always Kanji can't help but feel a bit guilty about the number of times his mom has had to come pick him up from the police station but hey, he's right. Moms are pretty good about stuff like that. He knows how much trouble he causes her.]
Yeah, I give mine a lotta shit but she takes it all okay. Uh, right, so knitting. You gotta start out gettin' your stitches on the needle, right? So you just make a loop like this and put the needle through like that. And then do it again until you got enough.