Oh, I'm sure you could find someone willing to make you their bitch if you really wanted. [He's not exactly that far from being Ianto's bitch himself, after all.
He tilts his head, curious.] Is it weird that that little list actually sounds more like genuine crimes than most of the stuff they lay on the rest of us? An awful lot of us here seem to be in for doing what would normally be considered heroic stuff, saving people - saving the world - that sort of thing. I don't think I've met anyone in for something I would actually consider a crime, even if tax evasion isn't something I'd consider bad enough to put you in here!