[ WHITE ON RICE THANK YOU that is the perfect one i would have killed for it
much in the same way shirley would kill to not be in this situation. is this standard icebreaking conversation in prison? wow, um, this is not a good place to be! punctuated with the most nervous laughter in the world: ]
Oh, ah, hahaha, you know! Just- things. I made some really stupid mistakes, and I got dragged here, same as anyone else, right? Like- you! How about you? Probably just random inconsequential things, like, um, jaywalking! I'm betting on jaywalking
[ this is it- her final bastion of defense. there's pretty much no way she can dodge out of this if he presses any further. ]