[ it takes him a moment to decipher some of that jargon, but once he translates it suitably for himself, he presses on. ]
... They appear to be quite keen on disrupting any universe they please in the name of justice, heedless of extenuating circumstances and the like. How ironic it is that kidnapping, a crime, is arguably their forte.
[ ah, but then he remembers the interesting, murderous little alien girl, the "troll," and shrugs. ] Of course, there is always the off chance that you children really are violent criminals -- a surprisingly likely possibility, actually.