DAY 283 — Morning Greeting
[Your friendly, neighborhood AI warden is making static noises. Suspiciously fake-sounding static noises.]
Wel--me, --ests. It is D-- 283.
I am goin- through a tunn--.
[Today's events aren't exactly a surprise to Veridical. That didn't make explaining them to so many permanent and temporary inmates seem any more appealing. The kiosk will be dark and non-responsive the rest of the day.]