[Most of all right now he's grateful she isn't making a big deal out of this.]
Oh she sounds like a delight. We can probably find somebody here at the party to fix you up with though, don't worry. All our guests are classy and charming. We have very high standards.
((OOC: I'd totally be down to play out a therapy session at some point if you'd like to, or handwave it as having happened. Either way I'm good!))