DAY 282 — Morning Greeting
Good morning, inmates. Today is day [ 282 ] of the first generation. The weather scheduled for today is [ sunny with the occasional cloud ].
The unfortunate [ physical malfunctions ] from yesterday have now been corrected. You may now proceed your rehabilitation in the bodies you were originally [ designated ].
As of today, [ Sector 5 ] has a new addition in the form of a [ tree grove ] as per request by inmate [ Euphemia li Britannia ]. Please take this opportunity to enjoy the beauty of nature.
Have a nice day.
[ And like always, we end this message with a jaunty tune! because your Wardens love you and would never taunt your misfortune. Ever. ]
(OOC: Kiosk requests will be handled by Conscienti unless otherwise requested! Mail submissions go here! )