DAY 180 - Morning Greeting
Your fake sun has risen, and so should you. It is Day 180 of the first generation, and you'll have some new criminal friends to play with today. Stay tuned for "I didn't even get a trial!" and "I'm no criminal" and my very favorite, "I have something important to do back home!" It is fortunate I have been programed with such infinite patience. I would hate to be all of you.
If you can drag yourselves away from the fresh meat, I would suggest stopping by Sector 3. The salon-bots will be demonstrating their skills and offering blow outs, chalkings, and braids to those interested. They will also do manicures and face painting with sparkles to achieve our quarterly requirement for providing opportunities of whimsy.
The following inmate has been found guilty of breaking facility rules and full details of her punishment is being transmitted to her devices.
Homura Akemi: Property Damage
And at the risk of him enjoying my use of his name, I do have a package for Damon Salvatore. You may retrieve it at the kiosk anytime, criminal.