[The Doors of Death loom in the distance. He never saw them the last time he was here. He had been unconscious when he passed through them. They're black and huge and ... look an awful lot like enormous elevator doors.
They are also guarded by about a dozen various nasties. Another giant, a couple of gorgon, a few harpies, a pissed off centaur...]
You still want to do this? [As if they have a choice.]