[That might have earned you a smile, were you anywhere but the opposite of the happiest place on earth. Because yeah. Gods were actually pretty much always cruel. Even the "good" ones.]
My dad... [He scoffs. Either their worlds have slightly different mythologies, or Sam needs to study up on the Greek classics.] No god, not even Hades himself, would dare set foot in Tartarus. We are far, far beneath my father's realm.