DAY 266 — Morning Greeting
Good morning, inmates. Today is day [ 266 ] of the first generation. The weather scheduled for today is [ cloudy with scattered showers ].
The unforeseen abundance of [ tribbles ] yesterday has now been cleaned up. Due to the extreme nature of this event, no punishments will be given out at this time. Harming or killing pets in the future will be punishable according to the [ facility rules ], as always.
Neutered and spayed tribbles are now available for adoption in the [ Pet Café ] in Sector 1. We thank you for your patience in regards to this matter.
Request for inmate [ William Pratt ] is now available for pickup at the Kiosk.
Have a nice day.
[ And like always, we end this message with a jaunty tune! You're welcome. ]
(OOC: Kiosk requests will be handled by Conscienti unless otherwise requested! Mail submissions go here! )