Really? That is quite strange, are you some kind of nobility, or do you simply have a great many servants?
[He's not judging, but that's the only way he knows of that anyone could go that long without having to cook their own food. It's certainly a luxury he never had.]
[He takes a bite out of his own meat, it's nicely cooked and juicy, and he'd even tried out some of the spices that he'd found at the store on the kebabs.]