Action!
It's ridiculously modern. There's like, fifty million buttons for everything. [He's figured out maybe a fourth of them. It took him at least a day to figure out which buttons open the laundry machine, but like he's admitting that one out loud.]
Actually, yeah. I don't know how true this is, but be careful when you hack into the Warden's databases. I've heard that when people try, the systems malfunction. [Whether by accident or on purpose, he doesn't know.] Supposedly, it's how the heaters got broken one day.