[ Dirk just stares up at Jake helplessly as he enumerates all of these things. No. Fuck no. Stop talking. Ugh. By the time he's finished, Dirk is clutching the sides of his head as if he's in pain. ]
Sure would have liked to hear something like that one of those times you ditched me for a week-plus without fucking saying anything!
[ No, he wouldn't have liked to hear it. He can't handle hearing that. It's not true. ]