[He shakes his head. It just isn't that simple to him!]
And then you're going to find someone who is way cooler and more confident than I am, and you're going to forget all about me, and you're going to spend all your time with them and have no time for me and you won't even notice when I'm around. And he'll probably turn out to be a royal prince or something like that, and then you'll be a princess and have an extravagant lifestyle and do better things than sitting around watching someone feel sorry for themselves while watching stupid movies and TV shows.