[Jack's rummaging through the bowl with a look of long-suffering disgust on his face.]
Oh for goodness sake, it's like they just made up this whole thing just to piss me off! I mean, come on – 'How many people have you slept with?' 'How many relationships have you been in?' How long have you got???
[He sighs, and turns to the person nearest him, spreading his hands.]
All right then, let's do this. Ask me something!
[Despite his initial lack of enthusiasm, he is partaking amply of the coffee and pastries, so he will, without doubt, be confiding his innermost secrets soon!]