[Morning, yes. But if she was forced to be here, it was useful. Tea was OK.]
I never told you about the TARDIS? Oh... right we talked about...
Anyway, the TARDIS is a space ship. And a time machine. Time and Relative Dimension in Space. That's what it stands for. I me someone who took me on travels through both time and space. It was... it was wonderful. So completely wonderful.
Up until... well you know the ending.
[The smile she had been wearing falters a bit as she mentions the bit she managed to spill at Christmas.]