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Tweak says, "TIKI TIKI BOB TIKI BOB BOB"

Roxy Lalonde (retrogame) wrote in marinanova,
@ 2013-09-09 09:12:00

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aidan reilly, aradia megido, calliope-caliborn, dirk strider, jake english, piter de vries, rebecca crane, roxy lalonde, sookie stackhouse

DAY 236 [voice]
... So I either slept long and hard or I just fuckin' up and made like mist and evaporated for a bit there.

Either way: orange's still not my color. Noooo thanks. Baggy ass jumpsuit does nothing for a girl's figure. I look like a breadstick. A cheese breadstick, exactly 666 calories from the depths of hell's kitchen. Off the hook and uncontainable, the hard and fast starch diet of kings coming your way with a side of pasta. Mom's spaghetti. Luckily I don't give a rat's ass about shit like that, so I'll eat everyone's share. All of it. Fuckin' mine.

In other news, the god damned weather: what's shakin'? Looking all kinds of stormy gross today on the day that is also day 236. Days.

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retrogame
2013-09-14 12:40 pm UTC (link)

Oh, I swing around Merlotte's sometimes.

[ Audible slurp. Roxy is kind of smashed. ]

I got one question, though: Shit, sister, you a vampire or something? Is everybody who works there at the Blood Shack real bitey, vampire bats, sink your teeth in and suck 'em dry? Inquiring minds. It's the only bar I ain't spent no time at cause the idea of drinking the red elixir, the badum-badum gush, that shit is just nast. No offense if you're actually a vamp, but dang do I ever want to avoid that metallic jam. And I'd be hecka pissed if I knew people were just slurping up what I got, you know, just ingesting it instead of injecting it.

Maybe the wardens suck a lil bit of blood from us when we're all passed out in our beds, tucked away and cozy, and that's the real secret behind the supply-and-demand. But another question: does, for I E, green blood taste real different from regular human red? Is it diff between species? Inquiring minds. No need to answer if you ain't drinking what you're serving, but I am hecka to the max curious.

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thoughts
2013-09-14 01:32 pm UTC (link)

[ blink blink. wow, she's trashed. did she arrive like this or did she manage to find booze in between waking up and turning her headset on? it's like jane bodehouse: the early years. ]

Actually, I'm fae and my vampire boyfriend sort of owns the place. You'd be better off asking him about the differences between blood, because I couldn't tell you. [ even though she's drank blood before -- vampire blood. where she's from, v (vampire blood) is a powerful and very illegal drug. it has the power to heal injuries and send you on the trip of our life. it's ten times better than acid, or so she's heard v addicts say. sookie's only ever ingested it to heal or strengthen blood bonds, as is the case with said bar-running vampire boyfriend. ]

Blood isn't the only thing they serve, there. You're not required to be undead and on a liquid diet to order something. There are non-bloodaholic drinks on the menu.

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retrogame
2013-09-14 01:48 pm UTC (link)

[ This is just her natural state of being, Sookie. All day, every day.

She pauses to think over what Sookie just said. Fae. Faeries. Shit. ]

Ohhh, gotcha. Will be steppin on by so long as you promise not to spike my drink with the... wait, is spike a loaded word?? I mean you're not a vampire, but, you're getting your mack on with someone who's a vampire, I...

[ She will pause (again) here and consider her life and word choices. ]

Hey, another question. You said you're a fairy, but. How so. Are you a phantom fairy with pixie dust and playin' tricks to get back to your fae heritage, otherkin, or are you like, physically a few inches tall with lil wings? You sound like a tall person, so's why I ask.

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thoughts
2013-09-14 02:16 pm UTC (link)

Considering there's a vampire here named Spike, I'm gonna go with no. Not a loaded word. In my experience, they usually don't seem to mind the puns much, as long as you're not using them deliberately. [ 'cause then you're stepping into pissing them off territory, which never ends well. especially if you're speaking to one who doesn't give any fucks towards abiding by the rules. ]

Okay, all that you just said? Is a bunch of Hollywood bullshit. We're not Tinkerbell sized or into making shoes, nor do we jingle or sprinkle things with pixie dust or any of that crap. [ the fuck was otherkin? ] My being fae is mostly an internal thing, as is the case with most supernaturals. We all look as "normal" as the rest on the outside -- we're just a little different on the inside and can do things regular people can't, is all.

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retrogame
2013-09-14 02:54 pm UTC (link)

[ Hmmmmmmmm. Internal. Sounds pretty otherkin. But the last thing she wants to do is piss anyone off, so she'll drop that bit. ]

Gotcha, and gotcha. I know jack shit about fae that ain't popular fiction, so sorry for askin with the ignoramus in my skull. No offense meant, girl. What kinda shit do you guys get up to? What kinda irregularities?

I'm curious as all get out, bein' from someplace with more aliens and wicked tech than magic slash 'things regular people can't do'. Though. Man, the magical part of my ultimate journey was just startin' before I got dragged here, so maybe that's some sorta inaccurate. I was supposed to meet my mom who was kinda also my daughter so's maybe that's a lil magical, but the timey wimey sorta magical rather than a cold hard burst of abra cadabra.

[ You caught her on an especially babbly sort of day. ]

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thoughts
2013-09-15 12:32 pm UTC (link)

Telepathy and photokinesis for the most part. [ there's more, like how her blood allows vampires to walk in the sun, but she's not about to share that with anyone. she's finally living in a place where vampires aren't trying to take a bite out of her all the time. she'll pass on giving them a reason to. ]

Aliens? Really? [ a laugh. ] Where I'm from, those are just-- well, speculation and what not. Can't really say whether aliens are really out there or not, given that there hasn't really been much proof either way on it. I'd believe it, though. Wouldn't be surprised if they were out there, or even if they were watching. Earth's gotta be a goddamn soap opera for people from other worlds with the way we carry on sometimes.

[ it's okay, sookie can be rather loquacious herself when given the chance. ]

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