[Caliborn thinks about striking her knee caps with his stick. It would be pretty funny. It would make him feel better about how awful she has made this whole thing for him.]
[He doesn't do that, though.]
Fuuuuck no. You aren't my bro. You aren't anyone's bro. By virtue of being a woman.
Therefore.
You cannot possibly convince me that it would be a good idea to pour my "heart" out.