[Helix is kind of glad to find someone he can laugh at this shit with. Aidan would be freaked and he highly doubts he could have convinced Dean either. Reid would just bore the fuck out of him with more facts than the damn exhibit would have. To say he wasn't going for some personal reason would be a lie. He wanted a good laugh and they can have fun with this, might as well? It's not every day you get to see a sex toy exhibit. Least he's pretty sure something like this wouldn't have existed back at home or he would have gone to the museum more often.
The sheer ridiculousness of this idea is enough to get him there quick (they live in the same sector, sup neighbor.) The next thing Dirk sees on his view screen is the exhibit in all it's glory. Helix will take his time browsing and getting close ups so Dirk can have a good look or read shit.
Some of the ancient ones are kind of scary looking, ngl.]