InsaneJournal

Tweak says, "XDDD"

Dirk Strider (smuppeteer) wrote in marinanova,
@ 2013-08-07 02:56:00

Entry tags:

:4th wall, bro strider, dirk strider

Day 231 | action, closed to certain parties who know who they are
[ Hanging out with Calsprite is the bomb.

But unfortunately it could not last forever. Calsprite seemed to have other business (probably harassing Caliborn, which Dirk 100% endorses), so now Dirk is just. Sort of. Hanging out alone.

And kind of surreptitiously keeping an eye out for familiar faces during this temporary influx. ]

(Read comments) - (Post a new comment)

	smuppeteer 2013-08-07 04:15 pm UTC (link)
	Hopefully this time you'll stick around long enough to experience one. Don't worry, I'll be here to pull you through it. [ In they go. The apartment is largely the same as when Dave was here last. Dildo on the shelf and all. ] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	timedysphoria 2013-08-07 04:18 pm UTC (link)
	I doubt I'll have a proper one in this place. No expensive cars I can buy by the buttload. Seriously, this place really knows how to put a hamper on things. [He pretends to admire the dildo.] I hope you dust it everyday. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2013-08-07 04:21 pm UTC (link)
	Of course I do. [ He also likes to subtly adjust its position to make people wonder if it's being used. Dirk heads for the closet, where he's set aside other presents for other disappeared people. He pulls out an orange-wrapped box, then in the next instant he's flash-stepped in front of Dave and is holding it out to him. ] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	timedysphoria 2013-08-07 05:28 pm UTC (link)
	[Dave takes the present from Dirk and moves to sit down and start unwrapping the present.] What were you gonna do with this if I never came back? [He wonders if Dirk was disappointed he couldn't give this to him.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2013-08-07 05:30 pm UTC (link)
	I was just gonna keep it 'till you did. [ He's not sure what Dave's favorite color is, so inside is a smuppet the same color as his hair. It even has a cute little pair of aviators. ] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	timedysphoria 2013-08-07 08:06 pm UTC (link)
	[Man, these things are kind of weird and creepy, but there's some charm to them too. He lets out a small laugh.] Shit. little guy needs a nice tux so he can really be a little me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2013-08-07 08:08 pm UTC (link)
	Aw, man. He'll definitely have one by the next time you come back. How did I not think of that? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	timedysphoria 2013-08-07 08:11 pm UTC (link)
	Well, if we have time. We can work on it for however long I'm here for. Can't say we'll finish. I only ever patched up tears in clothes once in awhile and making tiny versions of clothes sounds like a hell, but it's not like I got anything better to do here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2013-08-07 08:18 pm UTC (link)
	Making tiny versions of clothes is hells of fun. Don't worry, I'll guide you through it. [ CURRENTLY HEADED TOWARD THE SHELF WHERE HE KEEPS HIS SEWING AND CRAFTING MATERIALS ] Black suit? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	timedysphoria 2013-08-15 07:49 pm UTC (link)
	I wasn't really the sewing type, so don't hold your breath if I don't enjoy stabbing my fingers as much as the next person. Yeah. Unless you think there's a better color we can go with. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2013-08-15 09:46 pm UTC (link)
	[ He holds up a thimble and gives Dave a withering look. A look that says "Are u serious." ] I think black would suit it. Hah, suit. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	timedysphoria 2013-08-16 01:55 am UTC (link)
	Thimbles are for wimps. [And Dave is an idiot.] Oh no. Let's not do this. I don't think you understand how scarred I am about shit like that. Especially with someone who loves words as much as that flighty broad. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2013-08-16 02:01 am UTC (link)
	No way, Bro, we are in this for the long haul. You, me, and this baby's prominent proboscis. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	timedysphoria 2013-08-24 02:22 pm UTC (link)
	Oh my god, did you have to make this really weird. You did. You made things so much more weird than it actually had to be. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2013-08-24 03:27 pm UTC (link)
	And I'm not done yet. [ He sits down on the couch, spreading the materials out on the coffee table in front of him. ] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	timedysphoria 2013-08-25 07:31 pm UTC (link)
	You actually secretly hate me and this is just you expressing it. [He doesn't actually believe that. Dave was just being dramatic for no reason.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2013-08-25 11:35 pm UTC (link)
	You're absolutely right. Nothing but hatred here. So much hate, in fact, that it triggers an overflow error and wraps back around in the other direction. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	WHEN I TRY TO UNFOLD COMMENTS AND IT DISAPPEARS INSTEAD timedysphoria 2013-08-26 12:17 am UTC (link)
	Shut up, Dirk. [He shoves the other a bit, with a bit of a chuckle.] Don't be a little shit. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	IJ sucks so bad smuppeteer 2013-08-26 12:21 am UTC (link)
	[ Dirk lets out half a snicker and sets to work measuring out the amount of felt he'll need. Today is pretty great. ] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	I cant even figure out why it just disappears timedysphoria 2013-09-08 02:27 am UTC (link)
	In my time, kids actually listened. [Dave does his best old man impression, pretending to wave a cane.] Shit, I'll never get the chance to scream at kids being on my lawn. What a bummer. [You don't even have a lawn, Dave.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bc ij smuppeteer 2013-09-08 03:08 am UTC (link)
	No they didn't. [ Cutting some felt. ] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	accurate timedysphoria 2013-09-08 04:43 am UTC (link)
	This is why I never knocked someone up. [Obviously, he's pretty happy to have Dirk around though.] Hollywood relationships are too messy anyways. Too shallow for my tastes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2013-09-08 05:48 pm UTC (link)
	I'm sure that was the only reason. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	timedysphoria 2013-09-10 03:39 pm UTC (link)
	You figured me out. I'm just like all those other assholes. [He lets out a snicker.] (Reply to this) (Parent)

(Read comments) -