We have different kinds of bars here. [He grins, tapping the one he's leaning on to make his point. Because hey, that pun's too good not to keep making it with everyone who keeps on setting it up for him!]
And no, no worries about the soap, but you might want to be careful about going any further than heavy petting with anyone before getting yourself a wristband from the wardens. [A rueful smile.] And no, that's not a come-on. I'm kind of... unavailable right now.
[And fuck, but doesn't that feel strange in his mouth? Not to mention hurt quite a bit to admit.]