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Axis (whothef_isalice) wrote in marinanova,
@ 2013-08-05 14:45:00

Current mood:	annoyed
Entry tags:	:4th wall, peggy carter

Day 231 [Action] [Video] | [Any!\Open]
[Action]

[Axis gasps and sputters, spraying water everywhere and whipping his long red locks back out of his face. He's dripping, sitting up to mid-chest in the Koi pond at Trois Park. He's baffled and confused how the hell he went from being in bed with Rhys to THIS. So he's looking around a little dumbfoundedly, long enough for a Koi to wriggle around where it's trapped in uncomfortable places. He gives a manly yelp and jumps out of the water to flounder and struggle his way back on land. Trying to catch his breath he'll sit at the waters edge, completely buck-ass naked.

That's about when he'll put his hand down on the communicator and pick it up, looking at it like it's some strange alien technology.]

[Video]

[You're treated to a handsome face with piercings in his nose, lip and eyebrows and a wild, wet mop of red hair. He blinks and turns the communicator over in his hands, so you'll get set off kilter and spun around or quick flashes of tattooed skin before it turns back on his confused face.]

The hell is this thing? [Narrowing his eyes slightly as he tries to figure it out. It's clear he promptly gets bored with it and doesn't care, tossing it back to the ground. It's tilted and for a moment you see nothing but the park and the grass, so pleasant and peaceful...

All except for the rustling of a paper bag and swearing. A clear and loud"FUCK! MY CIGARETTES!" and some more splashing and cursing.

And then you see Axis, all of Axis's backside as he walks away. It's a nice, tight, firm ass at least and his back is covered in intricate red tribal designs. You can see some around his ankles, wrists and crawling up his arm as well. He may or may not be stomping off out of the park, mumbling to himself and carrying his bag of stuff.]

[Action 2]

[A naked red-headed, tattooed man will be walking into the Bulls Eye to find clothes and cigarettes. He'll wander around naked without care and get dressed in the isle when he finds something suitable to wear. Afterwords anyone is welcome to find him just about anywhere!]

((ooc: I'd like to note that people can use voice/video and he will pick the comm up and such to take it with him. So any option is available and it doesn't have to be action!))

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Action 1

thrillaminute
2013-08-05 03:43 pm UTC (link)

[Rhys was slightly luckier, in that he arrived not in a pond and with the Teahouse's reasonably decent threadcount sheet around his otherwise naked body. He shrugs and hefts the extra material so he can walk and hopefully find someone to intimidate or charm into telling him what the fuck just happened.]

[If he's not particularly traumatized so far, pardon him. Anything beats a place where he was a hair's breath away from married to a vicious bitch (albeit one with fantastic tits) and have all his freedom summarily removed in one fell swoop. So he'll just see about this before he has an undignified freakout, thank you.]

[In fact, as he heard a yelp and emerges from behind a tree to find Axis losing a fight with a bunch of huge fish and with his disgusting cigarettes gone belly-up, Rhys upgrades the whole experience to 'really quite tolerable.']

[He also proceeds to laugh his ass off.] What's wrong, Alice? Didn't they pay you enough?

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whothef_isalice
2013-08-05 04:32 pm UTC (link)

[Axis whips around at the laughter, snarling and tensing to get ready to beat the idiot senseless for even thinking that was amusing.

At least... until he realizes who it is. Instead his ire is directed at the nickname.]

It's AXIS god dammit! And fuck no, I don't get paid enough for this shit. ['this shit' has yet to be determined but being dumped in a koi pond is definitely not something on his list to do ever. It's more Mercutio's thing, he gets the weird, disturbing kinky stuff.

He'll stand up and throw whatever dripping water he can off of his hands and arms, shaking his head a little to remove some of the excess moisture and wiggling a pinky in his ear.]

The hell are we? [To answer his question you can over hear his communicator talking to him about the prison and his crimes against humanity, like prostitution. He'll take a step away from the talking headset like it'll bite him.

Flipping the comm the bird and sneering out an insult.]

Fuckin' eat me you weird ass piece of junk.

[Mature, really.]

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thrillaminute
2013-08-08 09:10 am UTC (link)

[Axis and his neverending parade of indignant bullshit never ceases to be entertaining. But Rhys puts on his best bored-and-superior expression (yes, he knows exactly how infuriating it is) and eyes the device on the ground.]

You're a moron. It's a clue to where we are.

[Rhys stoops to pick up the headset, letting the sheet fall. Like he gives a shit about his whore seeing him naked again.]

[Then, he smirks.] I can't say I'm surprised you're guilty of crimes against humanity. You taste like an ashtray.

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whothef_isalice
2013-08-08 10:16 am UTC (link)

Hey, Fuck you, like you even know how to work that thing.

[When the sheet falls his eyes go with it, taking in the view and aching a little to feel his body. Not really the greatest place for it though and he'd rather not get a boner right this second.

The flattest most unamused look you can possibly imagine, with a slight annoyed twitch and curl of his upper lip. Why do you have to remind him he can't smoke? He REALLY wants one right now, especially to piss Rhys off further.]

Yeah, well, at least I don't taste like fish. [ Careful Rhys he's tempted to shove you into the pond next.]

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thrillaminute
2013-08-09 09:34 pm UTC (link)

[Rhys glances up -- fish? -- and then down at the pond. He is not that big an idiot to miss that threat.] Throw me in there and I'll have you out on your ass when we get back.

I'm going to find some clothes. And someone to threaten until they let me out of here. [He has important shit to do back home, like become King and get marries to a total shrew.]

[Are you coming, or what? He might entertain Axis' presence just in case some ass-kicking is involved. Axis is rather useful for that, and Rhys probably still has a few bruises to prove it.]

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	whothef_isalice 2013-08-10 11:30 am UTC (link)
	[Of course he's coming. He's kind of hoping to get laid for all of this bullshit while they waste time trying to find a way out.] Yo, you mean let us out of here right? You'd better be fuckin' takin' me with! [You aren't seriously going to leave him rot in here are you?] I mean, who the fuck do you think did this? I don't even know how I got here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Action 2 onlyfell 2013-08-07 11:05 pm UTC (link)
	[ that job does require certain qualities as well as confidence. ] Interesting. I wouldn't complain either. I was fortunate enough to arrive in my own clothing. [ Which is probably obvious as this place sells nothing like the gown that inara is wearing. ] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Action 2 onlyfell 2013-08-08 12:11 pm UTC (link)
	[ Inara tilts her chin up slightly, elongating the line of her neck, a smile slipping across her lips at the compliment.] Inara, and who might you be? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[ Video ] lmao, no worries, no worries. I swear i didn't notice a thing! pure_confidence 2013-08-10 03:16 pm UTC (link)
	[ a line that never changes, no matter how muc hone is wearing. ] And I'm afraid I have no interest in what secrets you may have held. [ she flashed a smile and then smoothed her face into her "prim and proper" look. ] But if you truly arrived as... bare as you appear to be, I could be persuaded to leave a set of clothing nearby. Assuming you behave of course. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)