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[Rhys was slightly luckier, in that he arrived not in a pond and with the Teahouse's reasonably decent threadcount sheet around his otherwise naked body. He shrugs and hefts the extra material so he can walk and hopefully find someone to intimidate or charm into telling him what the fuck just happened.]
[If he's not particularly traumatized so far, pardon him. Anything beats a place where he was a hair's breath away from married to a vicious bitch (albeit one with fantastic tits) and have all his freedom summarily removed in one fell swoop. So he'll just see about this before he has an undignified freakout, thank you.]
[In fact, as he heard a yelp and emerges from behind a tree to find Axis losing a fight with a bunch of huge fish and with his disgusting cigarettes gone belly-up, Rhys upgrades the whole experience to 'really quite tolerable.']
[He also proceeds to laugh his ass off.] What's wrong, Alice? Didn't they pay you enough?