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calsprite (calsprite) wrote in marinanova,
@ 2013-08-05 14:52:00

Entry tags:

:4th wall, bro strider, calliope-caliborn, dirk strider, helix wamtani, lelouch vi britannia

DAY 231 } VIDEO { OPEN
[The face of a wide-eyed, smiling, affectionate puppet fills up the screen, pure white save for the glowing orange that seems to radiate from it warmly. He doesn't blink, just appears to be moving slightly up and down due to its abnormal state of being. He's almost ghostly in form but not translucent or transparent like they show in the movies. Large wings spread from his back as he stands in the park, though the video only shows glimpses.

He's silent for a good while until-]

HAA.

HEE HEE. HOO HOO HEE. HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO.

HEE HEE HEE.

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	voice; smuppeteer 2013-08-05 03:04 pm UTC (link)
	More like why wouldn't anyone do this. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-08-05 03:07 pm UTC (link)
	Dirk. You're being juju-blinded by that. Thing. Your judgement is not as rational or smart as usual. So shut the fuck up. And don't look directly at the flying puppet man. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2013-08-05 03:09 pm UTC (link)
	This is a positive turn of events. Maybe all it'll take for you to get over your irrational hatred of my best fucking friend in the entire world is a face to face meeting. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-08-05 03:12 pm UTC (link)
	No. My loathing for that thing is founded in real, actual superstition. Not bullshit imaginary superstition. No amount of looking it in the eye will change that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2013-08-05 03:14 pm UTC (link)
	You just need to give Cal a big old hug. Then you'll understand. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-08-05 03:17 pm UTC (link)
	Dirk. I know that you're a strange human. With a bizarre need for chest-to-chest constriction techniques. That aren't somehow hostile? But. Even I know. You shouldn't hug evil. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2013-08-05 03:20 pm UTC (link)
	Cal's not evil. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-08-05 03:22 pm UTC (link)
	I'm an absolute bastard. Which makes me singularly qualified to determine what is and isn't evil. Newsflash, bro. You've been dancing with the devil. Your entire life. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2013-08-05 03:24 pm UTC (link)
	Nah. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-08-05 03:32 pm UTC (link)
	[omg.] Stop being a shit head and listen to me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2013-08-05 03:33 pm UTC (link)
	I'll listen when you say something worth listening to. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-08-05 03:39 pm UTC (link)
	No. You know what? I don't need to reason with you. I will physically hold you down. To protect you from the juju. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2013-08-05 03:40 pm UTC (link)
	Sounds kinky. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-08-05 05:51 pm UTC (link)
	Ugh. I can swallow my shame. Until someone kills it. Which I will be loudly ordering everyone to do. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2013-08-05 06:37 pm UTC (link)
	I'm sure that'll work out great for you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-08-05 08:03 pm UTC (link)
	Hey. If it doesn't. We get to spend quality bro time. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2013-08-05 08:06 pm UTC (link)
	And I'm definitely looking forward to that. You wanna hang with me and Cal? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-08-05 08:12 pm UTC (link)
	[Squinting.] You know the answer to that. But. To prevent sassy, sarcastic answers. NO. Just you. You alone. Not the cursed thing that should die. And you should drop it into the bottom of the ocean. ...Actually. I guess that's what's happened. So never mind that part. Everything else. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2013-08-05 08:16 pm UTC (link)
	[ Dirk doesn't answer for a long time. Then, when he does, it's not with words. Rather, he drops his communicator by a stereo playing this. ] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	1/2 ophiuchus 2013-08-05 08:19 pm UTC (link)
	[The pause does not stop Caliborn.] Dirk. Dirk. Dirk. Hey Dirk. Diiiiirk. Dirk- There you are. I know that's you. What is this tripe. [And then he stops his verbal spam to actually listen because ok why the hell not.] (Reply to this) (Parent)

	2/2 ophiuchus 2013-08-05 08:21 pm UTC (link)
	[Only it's a brief respite.] This. Is the most pointless attempt at a rebuttal-... ... [oh.] WHAT THE FUCK. Shut it off. SHUT IT OFF. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2013-08-05 08:31 pm UTC (link)
	[ BUT DIRK'S GONE ] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-08-05 08:32 pm UTC (link)
	[AND CALIBORN IS DEEPLY UNHAPPY.] (Reply to this) (Parent)

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