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Bro Strider (proboscalypse) wrote in marinanova,
@ 2013-07-23 13:21:00

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[Bro comes home from the Christmas party slightly boozed up and Cal-less. Though the buzz takes the sharp edge off the loneliness he feels when he slips into his bed and doesn’t find his beloved C keeping the futon warm for him, it isn’t enough to make sleep come any easier. He has a hard time trying to get rest. Worst fuckin’ insomnia.

He wastes about three hours trying to lull himself into unconsciousness by composing raps, sewing, watching porn. Nothing works.

His body is exhausted, but his mind honestly can’t settle if his bed is empty. And that’s when he decides that his best bet for getting rest is…

Dave.

After all, before he finally put his foot down and made the little man man the hell up, his precious baby brother used to climb into his bed whenever he had nightmares or got scared of the dark or any number of other lame excuses for bein’ less of a Strider. It was about time Dave returned the favor for all those years of loving care.

He ninjas over to Dave’s room. It really is so nice to have the kid back.]

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occupylohac
2013-07-23 06:49 pm UTC (link)

[ dave didn't bother going to the christmas party. shit, why bother? he knows all of four people here, he's going to get them their presents personally, and as hilarious as drinking with a full prison of convicted universe felons must be he just felt it was more of a burrito night.

old habits die hard, okay?

anyway, it's with a good case of the post-burrito belly that dave's currently lying in bed. he does the standard method of sleep - sprawled out on his side, nearly on his stomach, with one leg flung forward and both arms underneath his pillow. the smuppets are hidden safely away in the closet, the door's locked, and all things considered he is ready for some bean, cheese, and quadruple-helping-of-picante dreams.

and then, without warning, someone is spooning him. ]

Dude.

[ bro, what the fuck. ]

Dude.

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proboscalypse
2013-07-26 04:05 am UTC (link)

[sorry for interrupting that nuked cheapass burrito slumber bro. also for picking that lock. and for bringing a smuppet into our your and tucking it against your chest so we can do this cuddle party right.]

Yo, think you could try shuttin' the hell up for like a couple hours, Dave? I'm tryin' to get some fuckin' sleep over here.

[he wraps his arm tighter around dave and sets his chin on top of his head. ugh he's so bony and not made out of soft plush and wood. :(]

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occupylohac
2013-07-31 07:02 pm UTC (link)

Yeah, I get you. Can't imagine what it must be like to be trying to sleep. Like - hey, I'm just saying - have you tried lying down in a bed? Like, your bed?

[ wiggle. wiggle. goddamn if bro doesn't have a vice grip on him. this is kind of like the time he gave him the most epic and painful noogie of his life, except it's only been thirty seconds so far and he's fucking spooning him.

goddammit bro. ]

Shit, man, I'll go heat up some milk if it makes you feel better.

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proboscalypse
2013-08-01 12:41 am UTC (link)

Tried it. Wasn't workin' for me. This is better, 'cept for the little shit runnin' his fat mouth while I'm getting my snooze on.

[isnt this nice dave? so cozy. so loving.

but swear to god you are going to be the sole witness of a record breaking noogie if you keep squirming like that.

bro tries to drift off, still clutching dave tightly to him, but something about what he said is now nagging him.]

Yo, do we even have milk? I sure as fuck didn't buy no milk recently. No that I would want to drink that shit even if we did, that's grody. Warm milk. Fuckin' nasty, dude.

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	occupylohac 2013-08-07 03:58 pm UTC (link)
	No shit we don't have milk. Not enough room in the fridge, between the silverware and the juice. Is that shit even clean? I've just been snagging microwave burritos for the past few days. [ after another token squirm, dave stops. jesus, he's going to be sweaty as hell in the morning. fucking awful. ] Milk tastes like shit with pico anyway. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

proboscalypse
2013-08-07 04:51 pm UTC (link)

[yeah dave's going to be super gross tomorrow. bro purposefully exhales heavily after his cuddlepuppet finally settles the hell down, breathing gross hot, moist air all over the back of dave's head and neck. precious, sweaty little bro.]

Gotta keep somethin' in there since I apparently ain't allowed to have live steel. Don't what the fuck other people been puttin' in their fridges but I was thinkin' of maybe starting a stash of some of those shitty wooden ones they got around.

I'll get pizza tomorrow, aight?

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occupylohac
2013-08-07 04:55 pm UTC (link)

[ you know that squirming that just stopped? that was nothing. we're going to call this new move a "flail," because dave just turned into a medieval fucking weapon. his hands are balls of steel - his legs the chain of olde. ]

Fuck, man!

[ he settles for protecting the back of his neck with his hands.

don't look at him like that. he's still cool. ]

From where? The last place I tried had fucking feta and shit. And walnuts. And apples. I mean, it was fucking tasty, yeah, but it's not pizza. You know what I mean?

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proboscalypse
2013-08-07 05:21 pm UTC (link)

[smh, dave. there is literally nothing cool about you now, especially since the manbeast behind you is getting his toasty warm cuddles on.

at least bro is considerate (and deterred by the kicking legs) enough to stop mouthbreathing all over dave. he snorts a laugh that ruffles the top of dave's hair like a cute pony or a weird older brother/father that spoons his ward.]

You serious. What the fuck they doin' putting apples and nuts on pizza? Better question: what the fuck you doin' actually puttin' that garbage in your mouth?

This prison needs to stop being so goddamn classy, christ. I just want a fuckin' pizza with as much meat on it as structurally possible.

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	occupylohac 2013-08-07 06:52 pm UTC (link)
	Hey man, don't give me shit. I was craving some pizza, what can I say? [ bro exhales, and after a moment dave begrudgingly stops squirming. fuck you, man. he's going to keep talking if nothing else. ] You remember the triple-philly pizza that one time? The one that had so much chicken on it the box caved in? God damn, that was good. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

proboscalypse
2013-08-15 12:53 pm UTC (link)

[bro isn't smiling. he's not and dave wouldn't be able to tell anyway because he's being spooned. but honestly, he's happy to reminisce with the kid. he doesn't know how long he's been dead from when dave is coming but he was definitely dead.

filled with bro-ly compassion, he pokes dave a couple of times in the chin with the smuppet.]

Goddammit, lil man, I thought we had a silent agreement to never fucking talk about that pizza ever again. Been tryin' to forget that shit since the second it touched my tongue because there ain't no way that kind of perfection is gonna be achieved again. 'Specially not in a place that thinks it's even remotely acceptable to do anythin' with fruit that ain't turning it into juice or soda.

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	occupylohac 2013-08-16 01:57 pm UTC (link)
	Shit, are you serious? I thought we'd passed a silent amendment on that exact topic. You know, last June. Pretty sure there was a mutual nodding of heads. [ st- stop that, dude. he's trying not to squirm for fucking once. oh my fucking god fine. he juts his chin out, trying to push the smuppets away with as little movement as he can. ] (Reply to this) (Parent)