[He sits back down, and fixes her in a self-defensive glare.]
My "sister" and I are playing a game. I'm not about to fucking explain it to you, so don't ask. That would be breaking a rule.
Not sharing our names. Is also a rule. And you do not fucking break rules. That shit is sacrosanct. In a way most things are not. Doing so invites bad juju. Even if that doesn't seem to exist as a "thing" around here for some ungodly reason.
Of course. My "sis" a cheating floozy who tells some people her name anyway. But. I'm not about to stoop to her level.