Why would I do that? I already decided that you're coming in. For a brief but enlightening visit.
[In what he feels to be a show of exquisite manners, Caliborn does not attempt to fling her at the couch. Instead, he merely releases her wrist suggestively close to it and expects her to understand what to do.]
[On the table by the chess set is a bottle of sand and a miniature Statue of Liberty. The latter somehow has severe jpeg artifacting, despite existing in the real world.]
[He sits on the table's little available space, because that is clearly what coffee tables are for.]