Old soul, huh? That totally makes me think of every fairy tale ever, that wise old man in a cave who can change someone's destiny. Tell me the future, O great and powerful Lord of Hackey Sack!
[She laughs and waves her own joke off.] Just messing around. What good is a party without zany stuff that will never have context again?
I'm Penelope Garcia. Nice to meet you, guy with the old soul and the nice smile.