[ anypony. she doesn't know if she'll ever get used to hearing that, but at least she's polite enough not to ask or laugh. after all, she's a goddamn faerie. what right does she have to judge something in the same sort of magical, unbelievable corner as herself? ]
Lawn darts. I wouldn't have thought about bringing those. Or... [ uh, what are those non-earth things? ] those other things.