[She takes a drink and it goes down quite well. She tries not to think of that "beer before liquor" rhyme.]
I hereby promise never to compare you to vampire fiction. [She raises her right hand and everything! It just happens to have her glass in it. But honestly, if he ever sparkles she might not be able to stop laughing for a goodly while. (She'll just keep that to herself.)] Unless it is to demonstrate how much more amazing and badass you are next to the book versions. How's that?
I do get it, though. People like to assume things about me because I'm a hacker, or because I dress like I do or because I had blue hair that day, and it bothered me when I was younger. But life's too short to care about what people think, right? Even if you are immortal.