Whatever. Spout your infuriating twee nonsense. [This is doing things to him that leaves him feeling fuzzy-headed. It is inappropriate and wrong, and she has a point that he should probably just hang up. But he feels like he needs to find a way to end this conversation on a low note, because she's obviously getting the wrong ideas about him.]
But weren't you just, like. Sobbing pathetically into your human breakfast drink about wanting to hurt people? What happened to that.