Seriously? Man that sounds like fun. Not that I'd want to go around stealing dead people's stuff, but it's be a blast just getting into one of those. [Adventure with some danger, right up his alley.]
Now a Greek epic is like...traveling thousands of miles away from home on some quest and fighting monsters and gods and everyone else dying to make it back home. If you like doing things like that, you'd probably enjoy it.
[Someone so paid attention during his school lessons, really.]