[ Reasons why this conversation is still ongoing. They're equally stubborn and idiotic. What else could explain this apparent need to one-up each other and prove the other wrong? ]
How about if I'm completely serious right now? [ What is he even saying? But wow, Elena. Don't think he's such a neanderthal that asking someone out is beyond his capabilities. He's a little offended. ] If you need it rephrased, Miss Gilbert...
[ What are they? Twelve? ]
Would you--[ He reaches to tuck a stray strand of her hair back behind one ear. ]--like to go for dinner and a movie with me? [ It occurs to him suddenly that Elena probably hasn't done that in a while, and now he thinks he wants to do this for her. ]