Most of that shit makes exactly zero, a big fat nothing, that little sense-- to me, anyways, I don't come from no place with vampires. But what's more relevant to me and also hilarious is baby's first drank. You gotta pace yourself, you'll get sick otherwise, and there ain't any sorta funsies in puking your guts up.
Though it took me a few tries to realize that.
Also, be on the stealth down-low with that bottle. It's apparently against the rules, you know?? And mix that shit with something nice, trust me, the taste's so much better with a little juice buffer. Unless it's a pre-mix, in which case: bottoms up, sister.