[ Dirk and Jake are on a date. It's kind of dumb and sappy, but Jake asked him out, and Dirk is hopelessly in love. And if they're going to go out to eat somewhere, Dirk figures he'd rather it be at an inmate-run facility. It's a matter of principle.
Dirk's here early, though, so prior to the start of The Date (capital letters mean it's important) he's chilling at a table drinking some orange soda, doodling in his sketchpad. ]