[The little brat in question may be thinking about biting, but he isn't ready to give up his incredibly makeshift weapon, either.]
[He soaks up the punches, his tough green hide and natural sadomasochistic tendencies allowing him to ignore the pain and bruising he knows he'll have. It's especially funny thinking about his "sister" waking up bruised.]
[Of course, standing around being punched is boring, so he starts yanking at the drawer to unbalance the intruder. Try to knock him over, or at least get into a better position to move in for the kill.]
[He is oblivious to the fact that he is also unbalancing himself in the process of his inept kitchen combat.]