I'm afraid that you wouldn't have a finger left to lift.
[ all in all, aradia's better than this; she may make the threats, but they're not something she'd follow through with unless someone was in danger. she's not the mindless slaughter type, you know? sometimes, she still feels guilty about beating the hell out of vriska when she was aradiabiot.
that's not something caliborn needs to know, though. he hits enough of a nerve that she'll talk like this. ]