[Caliborn is glad that his ploy has worked, and actually didn't really expect it to. But instead of admit that he has no idea what he wants to do with Dirk for the next 15 minutes, he settles in on the other side of the communicator.]
[Unfortunately, it's not easy to actually fuck with Dirk face to face like this, when he can't do something perfect like force him to draw "pornography."]