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I'd be more surprised if they weren't playing Big Brother. [Bart doesn't trust the tech, if it weren't obvious enough. It smells fishy - and he's sure it's not because he's under the sea.] They've gotta make sure we're not trying to publicly revolt and stuff.
I'm just glad it's not a "dear diary" kind of scenario. [Bart can't sit still long enough to talk to people most days - asking him to keep a daily diary would be torture.]