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Jesus Christ, kid.... [Don't you dare, Wally! He's having trouble breathing just from the knowledge that somewhere out there, in the big wide multiverse, some girl's crazy enough to marry him. How the heck did he pull that off? He buries his face in his hands, before nervously admitting:] I don't even have a girlfriend.
[He shakes his head at the mention of a place to stay. God, he's so going to need a drink after this.] Not yet. I'll figure a place out later. I just... I'm married? It's been five years? Really?
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