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[Crap. If he's really Wally's uncle, then he has to set some kind of example and be one of those role model-things. Can he get a manual for that? Surely the bookstore or library has an guidebook or something. Before he starts freaking out on the poor kid, Bart bites his lower lip and busies himself with his wristbands.
It takes him a moment to come to grips with the idea. Wally seems to really like his uncle, and Bart's nowhere near uncle material... but for the kid's sake, he's gonna try his best.]
Sooooo... am I your uncle by blood or marriage? Because I'm kinda regretting not meeting you sooner.
[He chuckles softly at the thought of Lex having a direct hotline to evil.] You might be onto something with that hotline. The first time I saw the Racer, I was fighting Lex. It came for me two years later, and that wasn't related to Lex at all, but he could've summoned it with his crazy tech. The Speed Force's not that bad once you tame it, though.