[Caliborn Has To Be Right, so he tries to draw on some of Calliope's rambling bullshit. Not that he remembers very much of it, but when you have a sister who goes on and on and on, some of it does eventually kind of sink in.]
Aren't trolls like. Puked out of a giant bug?
Don't actually tell me. I don't care.
The point is. There can't be two hideous bitches. Who look exactly the same.