[ well, given these new revelations, the latent mentat count appears to be up by one. that certainly interests piter, but all the same, a sharp, long-suffering sigh escapes him, and when he speaks it is as if he is talking down to a child. ]
Your precious "pop culture" is irrelevant as can be and the constant references are incredibly juvenile and grating to one who perceives it is ancient history. I do believe "archaic" is a perfectly suitable descriptor, in that respect.
I happen to also believe that the connotation of ignorance inherently present in the word "ignoramus" is quite accurate as well, considering the laudably immense ignorance you insist on displaying at the moment. Idiocy can be perpetuated by even the most remarkable of minds— and you would do well to remember, junior, that there are few who will recognize you here, and fewer that will care to read the brilliant novel you claim to be. I do not know your name, and I do not know your world famous face.
[ what kind of loser is only famous on one world? what a nerd. ]