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Jake english ([info]skulltop) wrote in [info]marinanova,
@ 2013-04-12 01:22:00

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Entry tags:aradia megido, bro strider, calliope-caliborn, euphemia li britannia, helix wamtani, jade harley, jake english, roxy lalonde

day 214 | voice | filtered from dirk strider
Er, okay.

So I believe I have this all in order!! And I, um. I am in dire need of some assistance right now. It's rather embarrassing so any unclued wise guy who'd like to heave a few haws at my expense can go ahead and show their rears to the door because I'm not having any of that horseshit!

[He clears his throat.]

Anywhosits.

So yesterday was, er.

A bit wacko?

And in all the hubbub, I might have done something I would have never done normally with someone. Or, um. Perhaps I'd been doing my darnedest to prepare myself to step in that direction, but gee whiz I expected a bit longer of a turnaround period before getting my ass handed to me like a dude on butler island!!!

Now I turned tail as soon as I got up and I'm hiding until I can get all the words that I need to say together. But conflabbit if facing him isn't the hardest thing to do sometimes!!!



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[info]ophiuchus
2013-05-01 01:29 am UTC (link)
Ugh. Pretty word-paint. For the same animal.

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[info]skulltop
2013-05-01 01:34 am UTC (link)
It would be a tad unorthodox to include a lady in our personal adventures together. I believe relationships are usually between two consenting parties!

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[info]ophiuchus
2013-05-01 01:40 am UTC (link)
[Caliborn's very soul is wailing.]

No. You know what. I'm done. I'm not discussing shipping. Or your "personal adventures."

From now on. Keep it all to yourself. You gamey little slut.

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[info]skulltop
2013-05-01 01:47 am UTC (link)
Hehe, you know, you're a lot more sensitive than you let on!!

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[info]ophiuchus
2013-05-01 01:53 am UTC (link)
Shut up. I am not.

It's just that. Even I. Have standards of decency.

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[info]skulltop
2013-05-01 01:57 am UTC (link)
Did you, praytell, know that Dirk and I've also adventured into holding hands and slumbering together as well?

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[info]ophiuchus
2013-05-01 01:59 am UTC (link)
Shameless filth. Do you get off on this. Telling horrified bystanders?

... That's it, isn't it. Jake human. I'm on to your game.

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[info]skulltop
2013-05-01 02:00 am UTC (link)
You have caught me red-handed, my dear chum!!! I confess, I am terribly amused by your reaction!!

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[info]ophiuchus
2013-05-01 02:02 am UTC (link)
[NO NO NO NO NO NO NO]

Then. I will be part of your ploy no longer!

Pervert.

[Caliborn hangs up.]

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