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Tweak says, "baaaaa"

Jake english (skulltop) wrote in marinanova,
@ 2013-04-12 01:22:00

Entry tags:

aradia megido, bro strider, calliope-caliborn, euphemia li britannia, helix wamtani, jade harley, jake english, roxy lalonde

day 214 | voice | filtered from dirk strider
Er, okay.

So I believe I have this all in order!! And I, um. I am in dire need of some assistance right now. It's rather embarrassing so any unclued wise guy who'd like to heave a few haws at my expense can go ahead and show their rears to the door because I'm not having any of that horseshit!

[He clears his throat.]

Anywhosits.

So yesterday was, er.

A bit wacko?

And in all the hubbub, I might have done something I would have never done normally with someone. Or, um. Perhaps I'd been doing my darnedest to prepare myself to step in that direction, but gee whiz I expected a bit longer of a turnaround period before getting my ass handed to me like a dude on butler island!!!

Now I turned tail as soon as I got up and I'm hiding until I can get all the words that I need to say together. But conflabbit if facing him isn't the hardest thing to do sometimes!!!

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	ophiuchus 2013-04-29 09:55 pm UTC (link)
	If you'd described the problem. In brief detail. And before I lost interest. Then maybe. You'd get something useful. ["useful".] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	skulltop 2013-05-01 12:12 am UTC (link)
	Dirk and I, um. Got to know each other. Erm. Physically. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	1/?? ophiuchus 2013-05-01 12:15 am UTC (link)
	... (Reply to this) (Parent)

	2/?? ophiuchus 2013-05-01 12:16 am UTC (link)
	...?! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	3/4 ophiuchus 2013-05-01 12:16 am UTC (link)
	?!?!?! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	ophiuchus 2013-05-01 12:17 am UTC (link)
	You whore! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	skulltop 2013-05-01 12:20 am UTC (link)
	Cease your foul language, sir!!! There's no need for such vitriol!!! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-05-01 12:26 am UTC (link)
	No! The vitriol is a requirement. That cannot be fulfilled nearly enough! You overstepped the boundaries. Of your bro code with him. Unacceptable. Wallow in the shame. Of whatever it is. You two did together? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	skulltop 2013-05-01 12:28 am UTC (link)
	That can't be!!! He seemed to enjoy it just fine!! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-05-01 12:51 am UTC (link)
	No. Shut up. I don't want to hear that. I don't want to hear anything more. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	skulltop 2013-05-01 12:52 am UTC (link)
	You asked!!! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-05-01 12:58 am UTC (link)
	Is there something in your head. That makes you want to share. Intimate. Personal. Details. With everyone who happens to express. Even an iota of not-total-disinterest? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	skulltop 2013-05-01 01:03 am UTC (link)
	I'd say you certainly seemed at least mildly interested in my personal situation!!! Don't you turn the tables on me, you fickle fiend!! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-05-01 01:15 am UTC (link)
	Because I had no idea that you were talking about. Hideous acts. Of delicate intimacy. I don't need to hear about any scenario. Where your lips. Are near his lips. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	skulltop 2013-05-01 01:17 am UTC (link)
	Oh, things of that nature happen nearly every day, I'm afraid. Even before this whole relationship hullabaloo! It's a game called gay chicken. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-05-01 01:18 am UTC (link)
	[Shrill.] What. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	skulltop 2013-05-01 01:18 am UTC (link)
	It's a daring game of-- well, I'm not sure what, but only the bestest of bros participate in such an endeavor!!! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-05-01 01:26 am UTC (link)
	[So there really is a level at which bros touch butts.] It sounds. Soooooo. Disgusting. Enough about that. And enough. About your disgusting "relationship." Which is wholly deficient in bitches. Or. I may vomit. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	skulltop 2013-05-01 01:28 am UTC (link)
	Er-- you mean ladies? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-05-01 01:29 am UTC (link)
	Ugh. Pretty word-paint. For the same animal. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	skulltop 2013-05-01 01:34 am UTC (link)
	It would be a tad unorthodox to include a lady in our personal adventures together. I believe relationships are usually between two consenting parties! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-05-01 01:40 am UTC (link)
	[Caliborn's very soul is wailing.] No. You know what. I'm done. I'm not discussing shipping. Or your "personal adventures." From now on. Keep it all to yourself. You gamey little slut. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	skulltop 2013-05-01 01:47 am UTC (link)
	Hehe, you know, you're a lot more sensitive than you let on!! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-05-01 01:53 am UTC (link)
	Shut up. I am not. It's just that. Even I. Have standards of decency. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	skulltop 2013-05-01 01:57 am UTC (link)
	Did you, praytell, know that Dirk and I've also adventured into holding hands and slumbering together as well? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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