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Jake english (skulltop) wrote in marinanova,
@ 2013-04-12 01:22:00

Entry tags:

aradia megido, bro strider, calliope-caliborn, euphemia li britannia, helix wamtani, jade harley, jake english, roxy lalonde

day 214 | voice | filtered from dirk strider
Er, okay.

So I believe I have this all in order!! And I, um. I am in dire need of some assistance right now. It's rather embarrassing so any unclued wise guy who'd like to heave a few haws at my expense can go ahead and show their rears to the door because I'm not having any of that horseshit!

[He clears his throat.]

Anywhosits.

So yesterday was, er.

A bit wacko?

And in all the hubbub, I might have done something I would have never done normally with someone. Or, um. Perhaps I'd been doing my darnedest to prepare myself to step in that direction, but gee whiz I expected a bit longer of a turnaround period before getting my ass handed to me like a dude on butler island!!!

Now I turned tail as soon as I got up and I'm hiding until I can get all the words that I need to say together. But conflabbit if facing him isn't the hardest thing to do sometimes!!!

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	ophiuchus 2013-04-12 06:15 am UTC (link)
	God. DAAAAAAAMN. No one cares. About whatever that meant. [He wasn't actually listening.] (Reply to this) (Thread)

	skulltop 2013-04-15 04:16 am UTC (link)
	I daresay it doesn't mean I can't give it a go! I need assistance a.s.a.p. my friend! I'm S.O.L., as they say! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-04-15 04:18 am UTC (link)
	Don't call me that again. I'm not your friend. And I don't want to help you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	skulltop 2013-04-16 04:57 am UTC (link)
	This is no time for your asshattery! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-04-16 05:12 am UTC (link)
	Whoa. Time is my thing. You just leave it to me? And I say. It is time to be an asshat. [And so, here we go.] Real men. Don't whine about their petty issues where everyone can hear. They talk to their bros. Or riddle them with bullets? Where the fuck is your bro, Jake. Or are you not a real man? Don't answer that. We both know the truth. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	skulltop 2013-04-18 08:07 am UTC (link)
	My bro is exactly the reason why I'm soliciting advice!!! I beseech you!!! Please lend your assistance! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-04-18 02:21 pm UTC (link)
	What. [No, seriously. What.] Did someone drop you on your head again. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	skulltop 2013-04-22 09:24 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, quite thankfully no! I've not had an incident with my head smashing into things recently, but I thank you for asking. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-04-23 01:17 am UTC (link)
	Fine. Since you are in possession of your facilities. Or as much as is normal for you. Here is my advice. [Sorry, Jake.] Go swallow a knife. And then die. Dirk will be better off. Without you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	skulltop 2013-04-28 03:13 pm UTC (link)
	Erm. [Shot right on the money.] Your jests are becoming more and more violent these days! Perhaps it's time to settle down and do something relaxing? You seem stressed. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-04-28 03:30 pm UTC (link)
	In this one particular moment. This isn't about me. This is all about. The Jake Human. [And Caliborn is set on his "violent jests."] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	skulltop 2013-04-28 04:40 pm UTC (link)
	So you say but I've yet to hear a single viable suggestion from you!! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-04-29 09:55 pm UTC (link)
	If you'd described the problem. In brief detail. And before I lost interest. Then maybe. You'd get something useful. ["useful".] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	skulltop 2013-05-01 12:12 am UTC (link)
	Dirk and I, um. Got to know each other. Erm. Physically. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	1/?? ophiuchus 2013-05-01 12:15 am UTC (link)
	... (Reply to this) (Parent)

	2/?? ophiuchus 2013-05-01 12:16 am UTC (link)
	...?! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	3/4 ophiuchus 2013-05-01 12:16 am UTC (link)
	?!?!?! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	ophiuchus 2013-05-01 12:17 am UTC (link)
	You whore! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	skulltop 2013-05-01 12:20 am UTC (link)
	Cease your foul language, sir!!! There's no need for such vitriol!!! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-05-01 12:26 am UTC (link)
	No! The vitriol is a requirement. That cannot be fulfilled nearly enough! You overstepped the boundaries. Of your bro code with him. Unacceptable. Wallow in the shame. Of whatever it is. You two did together? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	skulltop 2013-05-01 12:28 am UTC (link)
	That can't be!!! He seemed to enjoy it just fine!! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-05-01 12:51 am UTC (link)
	No. Shut up. I don't want to hear that. I don't want to hear anything more. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	skulltop 2013-05-01 12:52 am UTC (link)
	You asked!!! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-05-01 12:58 am UTC (link)
	Is there something in your head. That makes you want to share. Intimate. Personal. Details. With everyone who happens to express. Even an iota of not-total-disinterest? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	skulltop 2013-05-01 01:03 am UTC (link)
	I'd say you certainly seemed at least mildly interested in my personal situation!!! Don't you turn the tables on me, you fickle fiend!! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)