Why does anyone? They don't come when you call. They make you feed them. They poop and pee and expect you to clean up after. [ He picks up the fattest kitten from the floor. ] What brats. [ He hands the kitty over -- all lightning quick. ]
Somebody else who? [ He's curious. It's not everyday that someone mistakes this face for another. In fact, it's never happened. He's always been one of a kind.