Sounds good in case we're ever attacked by a side of beef. You might need a new name though. The Butcher? Spider-Butcher? [She says that one softer after checking no one was in earshot. Not that it really accounted for vampire hearing.]
And I'd say anything can happen here and there isn't necessarily a protocol. I mean not a get under your desk with your hand over your head kind of protocol anyway. Depending on what it is the robots might deal with it. Or the Defense Force will.